what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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