And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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