i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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