Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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