I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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