It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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