Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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