Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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