dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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