its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My penis needs a shock collar
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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