I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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