I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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