? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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