hotel room ftw
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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