my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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