So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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