People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
