why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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