I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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