that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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