I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize
