Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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