Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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