Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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