sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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