His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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