im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
