ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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