i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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