Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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