dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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