he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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