I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
my poor anus
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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