Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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