what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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