Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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