they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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