My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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