I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
