btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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