i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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