Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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