So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
