No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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