I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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