I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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