I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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