How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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