absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
