So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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