2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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