i may or may not be watching the land before time
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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