Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
We need to get me chipped asap
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize