Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
third nipple confirmed
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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