i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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