I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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